Dear Boys,

I can see through your pervy ways.

• Do not bump your penis on me when we're dancing, that's gross and that's why I don't like to dance.

• When I am dancing with my friends at a bar that's all I'm doing, I'm not there to find a random hookup. And I will not hookup with you.

• Do not add me as a friend on facebook to flirt with me on facebook chat.

• Don't ask me to buy beer for you.

• Do not snuggle up on my chest and say you could lie there forever. That's gay, and clingy.

• Do not wear pajama pants to class and stand in front of me when I am sitting down, I can see your junk.

• Show some expression on your face when I talk to you.

• Do not smoke before you kiss. It makes me want to throw up.

• Don't call if I don't respond to your texts.
  

• Do not rub my face over and over, you mess up my makeup

• Do not send me texts at 3am to ask me to send you a picture of myself. You know what I look like. And you are being a douche.

• Don't hurt my friends.

Love,
Frances

artist looking for new and exciting friends. bah.

I already have exciting friends. and family. My mom thinks I'm hilarious.
Oh and my tap class - they are very exciting. I love them already. Sometimes it's hard to win ppl over - ie judy bullington my advisor, and I think that there are some pplsss in my tap class that aren't sold on my charming and artistic personality. For I got the stink eye. or what is it when it's just a squint not quite a stink eye? Well we'll call it the squint. I got the squints. hehehehe. not to be confused with squirts. that is gross.

I received another email from a man. again I think this is a mass email. here it goes - oh and he did send a picture.

Nice profile, I am a single black male, (yet open to all races) living in the Nashville area that considerd a workaholic by my friends but also someone who knows when its time to take off and enjoy life. Now that its summer, i try to take at least one weekend getaway each month. I just love dropping my top on my car and cruizing. I do like to camp, sail, hike, parks, oceans, cultural events and so much more.

What i am hoping to find, is a women that like me, has their life together but knows how to have fun. I am not a couch potato, but do enjoy watching a dvd, eating ice cream in bed and enjoying the quierter times. Yes, i am a cuddlier and a hopeless romantic, just not sappy about it.

I really enjoy beaches, lakes and outdoor fun. If you are the type that will go to the beach just to watch the waves, then i am probably not the person for you. I am enclosing my picture in the profile, so when you respond, please include one of you. Let's talk and see where things lead.



I didn't respond.

I think Gail was the only serious one.
Oh Gail. How are you doing?