Dear Boys,

I can see through your pervy ways.

• Do not bump your penis on me when we're dancing, that's gross and that's why I don't like to dance.

• When I am dancing with my friends at a bar that's all I'm doing, I'm not there to find a random hookup. And I will not hookup with you.

• Do not add me as a friend on facebook to flirt with me on facebook chat.

• Don't ask me to buy beer for you.

• Do not snuggle up on my chest and say you could lie there forever. That's gay, and clingy.

• Do not wear pajama pants to class and stand in front of me when I am sitting down, I can see your junk.

• Show some expression on your face when I talk to you.

• Do not smoke before you kiss. It makes me want to throw up.

• Don't call if I don't respond to your texts.
  

• Do not rub my face over and over, you mess up my makeup

• Do not send me texts at 3am to ask me to send you a picture of myself. You know what I look like. And you are being a douche.

• Don't hurt my friends.

Love,
Frances