Kathleen did it again

sooooo skipping 5 spot this week, but it was a week ago today that Kathleen booty danced. aka. grinded, popped and locked, grunted, grundled, shook it with another woman. this one was clearly a woman though and she accidentily bumped into kath when she was dancing with her friends. baahahahahahah, kath, you crack me up.




this pic is from the first time we went though, not last week.

ok, i need to get to sleep and rest up for theeeeee trip to LA for the Grammys.
suck on that.

Dear Boys,

I can see through your pervy ways.

• Do not bump your penis on me when we're dancing, that's gross and that's why I don't like to dance.

• When I am dancing with my friends at a bar that's all I'm doing, I'm not there to find a random hookup. And I will not hookup with you.

• Do not add me as a friend on facebook to flirt with me on facebook chat.

• Don't ask me to buy beer for you.

• Do not snuggle up on my chest and say you could lie there forever. That's gay, and clingy.

• Do not wear pajama pants to class and stand in front of me when I am sitting down, I can see your junk.

• Show some expression on your face when I talk to you.

• Do not smoke before you kiss. It makes me want to throw up.

• Don't call if I don't respond to your texts.
  

• Do not rub my face over and over, you mess up my makeup

• Do not send me texts at 3am to ask me to send you a picture of myself. You know what I look like. And you are being a douche.

• Don't hurt my friends.

Love,
Frances

I saw Karen Elson today, so I memorized her car and license plate number.

Let's do some name dropping


Just got back from NYC.

on the flight there I sat next to a guy with a camera, I asked him about it and he is Dierks Bentley's videographer, Dierks was sitting two seats in front of us. - the video guy had to point him out to me cause i didn't know what he looked like





When we were getting on the subway our second day there I saw Matt Bush. the kid from the commercials for saving minutes




When we were waiting for Vic to pic us up from the airport last night we saw Jeff Bridges near our baggage claim.





AND FINALLY - I just got back back from vintage shopping with Vic and Leslie, we were looking for dresses to wear to the Grammys. We went to Venus and Mars - every time I walk by or go in i always hope to see Karen Elson and maybe Jack White. Well, Karen came in. Is it too much to hope to strike a convo and then become best friends with her? yes. she did not approach me or acknowledge me in any way. bitch. and there were only the 3 of us in there + guy at counter and karen (you dye your hair to make it redder than it is bitch). but I saw her car Ford Flex Limited, maroon, license plate - 768 something something something.

I've been having dates with the night and it's getting pretty serious

date with the night - yeah yeah yeahs

last night we went to motown music mondays at 5 spot.
a new favorite place to be in nashville for me.

kathleen booty danced with some woman who looked like a man (kath thought it was a man). and we kept going back and forth - she had a manly voice and looked like a man, but was wearing a sports bra under her tank. a quote from kath - "I don't know, I'm confused. And he-she is too."

the guy under us is a friend of grace's. he was hilarious. and made me spill my titchy a little.

Love People who Love Life

I owe so much to one of my new friends who is so happy and so bubbly and never says no to having fun with friends or helping friends - as long as it isn't harming herself.

I also owe so much to some of my new friends who have introduced me to so many new things about nashville - not that my old friends didn't, but these are townies and they are showing me parts of the city that I hoped to see and never have.

Nashville is getting better, the more I see and experience, the more open my mind is, and the more open I am to doing new things, the more I love it, and love living.

I have for so long been wanting to find new things in nashville new holes in the walls, and sometimes I do. I don't know when I started being so hungry for discoveries. I always have been, it's just now I HAVE to HAVE them.

I've been wanting to go to Patterson House - cause that's where Jack White has been seen. I went last night with Kathleen. We were going to go to the art crawl but it was moved to next weekend, so we decided to try it. It was so cool. Set up like a speak-easy. and I thought I saw Jack and his wife, but it wasn't them. That couple was dressed like they were from the time period, and the bartenders were dressed up, and the drink selection was awesome. I just wish it wasn't so expensive. sigh, but i will return, so I tipped well. hah

The next place we went to was Suzy Wong's House of Yum. What a gay place. I mean that literally. IT is right beside the gay bars in town, and the decorations and feel - everything very gay. and i usually don't feel uncomfortable around gay ppl, but this place was so up tight.

Then we went to Mercy Lounge. all of these places by the way had very different crowds. and Mercy had quite a variety. and there were a couple of lesbian couples making the people around them very uncomfortable. ie me. but I did see 2 people from american bang there - love.

The final stop - 12th and porter dance party. LATFH all up in the place. what a bunch of wackos. but the lights were cool and the music was cool and it was free so I would go back.

EUNUCH

So, I'm supposed to go out to lunch with a friend in a few minutes. I was feeling pretty hungry so I thought I'd have some snakeries. so I had a kit kat bar. one turned into 5 and now i feel like throwing up. but i can't cause I want to go out with my friend, and then I have to eat too. yuc yuck yuck. i'm gonna vom all up in this place