"not even animal planet does it for me anymore"

Kyle - frances. you know what happened at work today?

Frances - did you get bit again

Kyle - no worse. a dog tried to hump my leg. and i just kept trying to walk away from him but he just kept following me around the room, trying to grab my leg.

Frances - ew

Kyle - yeah. it went on for like 10 minutes. he eventually got side tracked trying to hump another dog which was a lot better from my point of view point of view sounds weird. like i watched. i didnt watch i just wanted to clarify.

i'm in between stages

Culture Shock Stage 2: Denial

You are caught between the positive vacation feelings and newer negative feelings stemming from having to face the reality of living here for two or three years. You are still excited but somehow the feelings are more forced. For many, the initial reaction is to deny the negative feelings, or starting to feel that you must be doing something wrong because of course you should be excited.

Culture Shock Stage 3: Anger

Attempts to deny have failed. Now the negative feelings come flying out in ugly chunks. You begin to dwell on the negative aspects of life in the host country. You feel unsure, anxious about the future. You feel like you don't deserve this; your experience abroad should be a daily diet of PBS-like discovery.

I've found in myself that this stage is often triggered by some bad day-like event that instead of seeing as one of those things, I instead blame on the host country. Trains can run late anywhere in the world, but if you find yourself saying “Those darn [INSERT DEROGATORY TERM FOR HOST COUNTRY PEOPLE] can't even get a train to run on time” you are thick into this stage.

Next is Escape

Then Depression.

Fuck

the last dance

turns out everyone likes to recount the 5 spot evening the next day, and thank god for that cause there is a lot to remember. below kyle (mostly) and anna hessa tell me what happened.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz0fnvoNoJo

you yelling vodka at me last night is now one of my fondest memories of you. it was so belligerent.

Kyle: so what were you guys drinking earlier tonight?

Frances: VODDDDDDKAAAAAA

Frances: I LOVE THIS SONGGGGGGGGGGGG

i also remember you were on the stage, lost your balance, and grabbed anna hessa's head to balance yourself.

i remember on a little bit softer now you were getting low and you almost fell over. twice.

and during down in mexico you kind of danced, then texted, drank water, then texted.

i also remember you saying, "watch it buddy" which i though was really funny

we were walking to the jeep so i could get more film, and you could get your stuff from kathleen's car. In this process you stepped on my foot and went Watch it buddy and then you made a mean face at me

seriously. this happened. and then i just laughed and laughed and laughed

and then i think you told me you were going to beat me up on the sidewalk by kathleen's car which just made me laugh more

no frances. seriously. im not making this up. that's really what happened. you weren't really mean about it, but you were acting that way. i mean you were laughing as well but for some reason you stepped on my foot and started acting like a tough guy

you really dont remember watch it buddy? we joked around about it for like 10 minutes outside.

after you said watch it buddy i said something like seriously frances, what are you going to do about it? thats when you said something about beating me up and leaving me on the sidewalk

also, when we were inside, i said something jokingly to you and you punched me in the stomach.

and then you stopped talking to me for a while when i said "are you ok? you're not feeling like you'll throw up when i start driving you home right?"

and you said that was really mean of me to say and you stopped talking to me.

but as drunk as you were last night you always knew exactly how many beers you had bought me. i tried for a while to trick you into buying me a third and you just weren't having any part of it. some how your brain always kept perfect track of how many beers you owed me.

it was really quite impressive.

there was one time i almost got it. you said,"I have five dollars left and its for your other beer" (which would have been three) and then i said great lets go get it when we get back inside. and then bam. "No. wait. i already bought you both your beers right? I did. You're not getting another beer from me."

i also remember the second beer you got me. we were waiting in line and you kept saying how you wanted to go dance. i then said i'd bring you your beer. when i finally got them, i had mine in one hand, yours in the other, and my camera kind of balancing in my arm and i pushed my way through the whole crowd to find that you weren't there. then i had to walk all the way back through and found you near the front door.

anna - i remember we had an epic kiss

oh and kesha was there

Maybe I got too Comfortable with Kyle

"i never thought when we started hanging out. in just a months time frances will tell me something about fisting." kyle

1. the fisting
2. "if i touch you inappropriately it is unintentional, i don't have control of my body right now"
3. the sexual harassment
4. finding the right spot
5. penetrating
6. joking about him slinging his stuff around
7. when you drive us will you take your top off?
8. the nipple
9. feeling him up
10. the hand gestures

Do your Gemini Thing

I found this website a few months ago and I'm sold on it. - http://www.gotohoroscope.com/compatibility.html

It's been pretty accurate in my experience:

Take Kath's and my relationship for example... no we are not interested in one another. no, I take that back. She does like cats. jk grapes

Gemini and Libra love compatibility
These two air signs are well suited intellectually and every other way. It is difficult for the representatives of both signs to control their passions. If love makes this world spinning around then this couple gives an initial push for it. This is an ideal partnership. Both favor similar changes of interests. In the case of this pair, Libra is the judge and Gemini is the responsive jury in the nuptial courthouse. The combination's intellectual and artistic interests are compatible. Both sides of the Gemini nature will be under stood by the Libra. Both of them are passionate and nobody is too jealous at the same time . They characters have a lot in common , and they perfectly understand each other in bedroom. Libra is highly sexed and their lovemaking will never go lacking. Their sex-life will never be dull. This is a perfect connection; warm and happy married couple.

You have the ability to win me over with your libraness.



if i was ever to be with jack this would be the result -

Gemini and Cancer love compatibility
Gemini's sparkle immediately intrigues Cancer, but Cancer won't find security with fickle, fly-by-night Gemini. The Cancer's self-confidence will decrease during his dialogue with the changeable Gemini, who are fond of pleasures. The unguided sexual energy of the Gemini will create problems for the Cancer. Cancer is the home loving type and will be content to stay there and lock the rest of the world outside, but Gemini would soon become restless and angry over this as he/she is very sociable and likes to be around other people; having no wish to feel as if they are a prisoner in their own home. Life will quickly become unbearable to Gemini. Cancers are driven by emotion and feelings and generally prefer the constant. Gemini's unstoppable movement will prove unsettling to Cancer. Though it is a very emotional connection, the long term connection is almost impossible here.