No Shit Sherlock

francesii 22:08: oh and guess what i found out!

francesii 22:09: it is a family secret

francesii 22:09: they said i didn't need to tell you but i want to sooo bad

francesii 22:09: i love to gossip

unknowndja 22:09:

what is it?

francesii 22:09: are you ready?

unknowndja 22:09:

yes

francesii 22:09: grandmama was married before she married granddad

unknowndja 22:09:

no shit sherlock

francesii 22:09: i kept asking dad about it and he got very mad

francesii 22:10: what?

unknowndja 22:10:

yeah i already knew that

unknowndja 22:10:

thats not a family secret thats a matter of fact!

unknowndja 22:10:

but i don't know the details

francesii 22:10: what?!

francesii 22:11: who told you?

francesii 22:11: you dont know any details?

unknowndja 22:11:

it was openly said before

francesii 22:11: by who

unknowndja 22:11:

you didn't know?

francesii 22:11: how old was she

unknowndja 22:11:

i can't remember

unknowndja 22:11:

she was young

unknowndja 22:11:

did you watch that banksy video?

francesii 22:12: no i didn't know! i was talking about women in the 40s and how they weren't wearing white wedding dresses and i used grandmama as an example and dad goes - she was married before

unknowndja 22:12:

check out revok1.com too

francesii 22:12: i paused it but i am watching it

unknowndja 22:13:

ok, yeah but i was told a long time ago and didn't think anything of it

unknowndja 22:13:

i'm guessing she murdered him

francesii 22:13: dammit i can't believe no one told me

unknowndja 22:14:

or granddad got in a knife fight with him over grandmama and granddad won and got to keep grandmama

francesii 22:14: and i was holding it in since they said not to tell you

francesii 22:14: or he died in the war

unknowndja 22:14:

grandma probably told me come to think of it

francesii 22:15: they didn't have any kids?

francesii 22:15: why you and not me

unknowndja 22:15:

not that i was told

francesii 22:15: cause you are in a serious relationship

francesii 22:15: goddamn

unknowndja 22:15:

cause i carry on out name!

unknowndja 22:15:

goshdarn

unknowndja 22:15:

our*

francesii 22:15: sigh

francesii 22:15: this is frustrating

unknowndja 22:16:

sorry to burst your bubble

francesii 22:16: i want to know more

unknowndja 22:16:

maybe you are going down a road you don't want to be going down

francesii 22:16: how do i not want to go down this road

unknowndja 22:16:

I just wanted to say that to make this like a horror movie.

francesii 22:16: hahahah

unknowndja 22:17:

well if grandma is a murderer and you find out, she might murder you

unknowndja 22:17:

and an epic fight follows

unknowndja 22:17:

at her house

unknowndja 22:17:

and you end up pushing her down the stairs

unknowndja 22:17:

and telling the police she fell

unknowndja 22:18:

roll credits

unknowndja 22:18:

i'm thinking m. night shamalan

francesii 22:18: HAHAHAHAHA

unknowndja 22:18:

and jack white's wife as you

francesii 22:19: hahahahaha

francesii 22:19: kathleen is cracking up

unknowndja 22:19:

I will be played by charlie from lost

francesii 22:19: i read her the plot

francesii 22:19: he's a little guy

francesii 22:19: so we are played by english actors?

unknowndja 22:20:

yes we have to change the setting so people don't know the truth

francesii 22:20: hahahahah

unknowndja 22:21:

I'm awesome

unknowndja 22:22:

ok well i'm going to go take a shower and try and study for my test tomorrow.

francesii 22:22: oh david you kept me laughing

unknowndja 22:23:

Have a good one, and good luck with the racunteurs gig.

unknowndja 22:23:

any time frances

unknowndja 22:23:

bye! love you. cya, Grapes.

francesii 22:23: bye!

francesii 22:23: love you