one of the most fascinating ppl i will ever meet

or never. but i say def EVER. EVER because i will meet him. i know where he lives, i know where he works, i know where he grocery shops, where he drinks, where his wife's shop is, where he plays, where his band mate lives. all i have to do is casually run into him. i know it will be fab.

hopefully he won't be a jerk. or a tool.


ANYWAY - check out what this guy did

Jack White 'Pulls A Kanye' At Toronto International Film Festival

Posted 9/21/09 3:07 pm ET by Gil Kaufman in Music

Before he was on the receiving end of a half-dozen jokes at the Emmy Awards last night, Kanye West got the spoof treatment from none other than White Stripes/ Raconteurs/ Dead Weather leader Jack White on Friday night at the Toronto International Film Festival.

In town to celebrate the documentary "The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights," White barged in on director Emmett Malloy during a Q&A session and grabbed the microphone from him.

The Toronto Star reported that White emerged from the wings of the Elgin Theatre stage and blurted, "I'm gonna let you finish, I'm gonna let you finish, but Orson Welles had one of the greatest films of all time!"

Appreciating the riff on West's now-infamous bum-rush at last weekend's VMAs, the crowd reportedly cheered and whooped as White ran back offstage and Malloy had a laugh about the incident.

In addition to being the subject of countless doctored photos and videos, West's stage barge also inspired a similar incident at a Killers show last week in Los Angeles.

Jack White Pulls A Kanye At Toronto International Film Festival » MTV Newsroom



and this brings me to something else -
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/09/24/white-stripes-offer-rare-look-behind-the-scenes-in-under-great-white-northern-lights/

Eating Gilmores

I miss Gilmore Girls. Lately I have been too busy to watch it. or eat.

but I love the hungry look on me. love the way my stomach indents when I haven't eaten. it makes my clothes look really good. and me.

want to hear something really gross?

ready?

Whelp. this morning I woke up and saw that my mouth was filled with dried blood. bloody blood blood. and down my throat. no nose bleed, no cuts or bite marks anywhere. which means my liver, we shall call him Shelby has decided once again to turn against me.

So in retaliation I had a beer tonight. One measly Coors Light. One goddamn Coors Light. I feel so sick and I didn't even get a buzz. sigh. $4 wasted, $4 that will turn into $100s spent on Shelby.


I saw this band tonight - wonderful! David would have loved it.

5 guys? How? Teach me!

So I was at a party Saturday for Air Force cadets and their families. shout out to my bro - my one subscriber. hahaha (sob) - fyi that is sob as in cry, not sonofabitch. and ps. my parents are pushers. and my grandmother too. my dad bought some beer and offered it to me several times and asked why i wouldn't take it, "because i have a bad liver dad." and grandmama - "we can go to the liquor store and pick up some drinks." "I can't drink, gran"

I was sitting with this young couple - talk about awkward 3rd wheel sitch. and i asked them how they met. The chicky told me the story and the asked the question that everyone hears at family gatherings, "So what about you, are you dating anyone?"

sigh. "No, but I have 5 best guy friends so that..."

"5 guy friends? How?"

"It's a group, and there are girls too, it's not just me and 5 guys." (well sometimes) and if you are confused on who the guys are that would be - Teddy, Bobby, Eric, James, and Matt (not in the group but still). David is also a bestie but he is my bro and that would have been weird in that convo.

"5 guys. wow. how do you do it? teach me."

Her boyfriend then came into the convo "No, dont teach her. I'm not leaving you two alone, I don't want her to know." he was getting up to get her desert.

we proceeded with our convo. chicky - "so how did you guys get to be friends"

"Well we had classes together and some of them lived together roommates and suitemates"

he came back, "If she starts calling me number three I know where she got it from and i'm coming after you."


i think they misunderstood something.

The coin has chosen

Frances

i need advising

should i drop tap dancing

10:05pmSara

k

10:05pmFrances

or stick it out

keep in mind, i suck at counting and i am one of the worst in the class

but to get my money's worth i can take 16 credits

it is only 1 credit

and i don't need it

no one really talks to me in the class

the teacher is good though

but i really suck

and it is early on

but it would be cool to be able to do it

but i am somewhat miserable

but it could get better

but it could not

10:08pmSara

well, it depends completely on how much you weigh each factor

like, if you're miserable in the class and don't need it, i would drop. but that's just me.

10:08pmFrances

i wish i was good at it

i wish i had a friend in it

10:09pmSara

well fran, no one ever starts out great at something

you gotta work yourself up to being great

10:09pmFrances

well everyone in my class but me is

10:10pmSara

well if they're all theatre majors, chances are they've had to do some dancing already so it's probably not something new to them

10:10pmFrances

sigh. i don't know what to do. i feel like it's my last chance. but at the same time it's stressful

but i can take it now and not pay for it or take it later and pay for it

but then i will want it more

may be

will you add the class and take it with me?

10:12pmSara

i'm already at my 16 credit limit

sorry =/

10:12pmFrances

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

10:13pmSara

i would say drop it cause other opportunities will arise to do something like that later

but that's just my input

10:14pmSara

oh and eric is in my recording engineer class

10:14pmFrances

ok. fun sht

10:17pmFrances

i still don't know

10:18pmSara

well... you have 35 minutes to decide before the add/drop period ends

10:18pmFrances

i know i'm passing away

10:18pmSara

passing away?

oh yeah

dying

10:19pmFrances

dying hahah

sigh

10:19pmSara

well. i guess you could always stay in the class and then withdraw later if it doesn't get any better

10:19pmFrances

i am really stressing

but i won't get a refund

and i don't know if i payed for it

10:20pmSara

did you have any fees for the class/

*?

cause tuition covers up to 16 credits. if you have 15 it's still the same prcie

*price

10:20pmFrances

just checked - no i did not

i know

oh god

i don't know what to do

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

10:21pmSara

take a deep breath

you'll be ok

it's just a class

10:22pmFrances

IT WOULD BE A COOL SKILL

i quit a lot of things

i don't like failing

i hate being the worst in the class

and i hate being one of the fat kids

sigh

it sounds cool

but it is stressful and i can't tap

AAAAAAAHHHHH\

10:23pmSara

like i said, no one is perfect the first time they try something

you've gotta have commitment to be good at it

practice a lot

10:24pmFrances

i lack motivation

10:24pmSara

otherwise you won't get any better

hell i forgot everything i learned from my dance class cause i never practiced it

unfortunately i can't motivate you. that is a choice you have to make on your own.

10:25pmFrances

I DON"T KNOW

WHAT TO DO

I NEED HELP

10:25pmSara

we all need help =)

if you think you can muster up the conviction to do this class, then do it. if you're doubting yourself this much, maybe now isn't the time to give it a go

10:28pmFrances

o whoever

aka oh god

10:29pmSara

lol

10:29pmFrances

i feel like i am making a mistake either way

10:29pmSara

because you want to learn to tap dance, just not in that environment. but you don't want to give up, cause you want to dance

catch 22

...ish haha

10:31pmFrances

sigh

10:32pmSara

flip a coin

when all else fails

10:33pmFrances

alright - tails i go

and it was tails

damn i flipped again and it was heads

i was hoping for two tails to tell me for sure to go

tails again

10:34pmSara

you're only supposed to flip it once silly

10:34pmFrances

tails a fourth time

i'm getting out

oh god

but i shouldn't

bah

10:35pmSara

go with the coin

10:35pmFrances

ok. it is very artsy to flip a coin to decide. i like it. i'm dropping

ok i dropped