Saturday, April 10, 2010

the night and i have decided to get serious

Dear Night, with dates as good as these we should get serious.
Dear Frances, I thought you'd never ask! Love, Night



a glittery preparation
dancin
avoidin past, present, and future suitors
a little filmin
a little walkin
whiskey and beer
zucchini and brie
family history of mermaids and werewolves
coffee with cops
a hike
a glorious sunrise
lost keys
and a run home for work


Tuesday, April 6, 2010

you absolutely positively bore me

thank god I have cool exciting friends instead of you.

talking to you bores me
your haircut bores me
your voice bores me
the way you talk bores me
your sense of humor bores me
your walk bores me
your clothes bore me
your smile bores me
in fact your whole face bores me
your intelligence bores me
your car bores me
the way you drive bores me
your posture bores me
your taste in television bores me
your taste in movies bores me
the food you like bores me
your cooking bores me
your religion bores me
your furniture bores me
your emotions bore me
your computer desktop bores me

Friday, April 2, 2010

inspired by pink's encounter with harmonica douche


a dude once talked down to me for being catholic. so i stopped talking to him he didn't get it and is now known as "the stalker" nick name

however, i make fun of protestants all the time. it's a double standard that is ok.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

NICKNAMES


Kath aka Kathleen Grapes - Kathleen Wells
Anna Hessa - Anna Hessa
The Stalker - joshua a. - i still have his address if anyone wants it.
Potsy McGee - Max
Harmonica Douche - Greg Hommert
Shakespeare - Matt King
Dreds - Andy Johnson
Lars - Mark Rutgers
Kevin - Drew
Kathleen's guy - the Canadian
Oliver - Matt Gulliver
The Bald Guy
Chocolate Boy - Corey?
Blane - ok, real name
Luke - the bartender @5spot
he who should not be named - voldemort
J wu - jennie wu.

Friday, February 19, 2010

THE WOMEN

just a couple of people with vaginas who do/did pretty well. mostly they are ppl who rock it, driven baby.

ok here are the ladies -
the power women:
Judith
Athena
Elizabeth I
Elizabeth II
Artemisia Gentilesci
Kelly Cutrane
Paris Geller - yes a fictional character but so cool
Dr. Christina Yang - again fictional but so driven - like paris
Dr. Judy Bullington
Jo March - little women
Mary Pat Turner
Lady Gaga


Sylvia Plath
Tina Fey
Anne Sexton
Gloria Steinman
Betty Friedan
Florence Welsch
Meryl Streep
Drew Barrymore
Kirstin Dunst
Renee Zellweger
Kate Winslet
Cleopatra
Siouxie Sioux
Karen Oh
Uma Thurman
Lucille Ball
Kathy Griffin
Ellen Degenerous
Mary Cassatt
Kathe Kollwitz
Julie Andrews
Marie Curie
Coco Chanel
Mary
Jane Austen
Sandra Day O'Connor
Amelia Earhart
Alison Mosshart
Joan Crawford
Betty Davis
Nora Ephron
Vicky Donor
and my aunt Jama

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

v day eve

per pink's request - she wanted a blog of an account of the evening

Katie and I were very against going out on V Day Eve, but we did anyway.

went to the rock showcase - 2 of 4 bands were good. usual.

then went to the very lovely 5 spot. i saw some lamey chips there from belmont - yucko - they found my cool spot and now they've ruined it with there bullshit. kathleen stood with an elbow in her face for a while.

this is boring to blog about.

we went to some burrito place - wow i just remembered i took a bite of floor burrito for a dollar. huh the stuff that comes back to you - and pink ate pork. she then rushed us off so she could get porked by some guy.

the grammy awards

ok, this is a little over due

i went to the 2010 grammy's in LA at the staples center
I worked the radio remotes that were happening thurs and fri before the big sunday.

job: talent escort
sounds a little wrong, but that's because the dang hookers took the title escort from the actual escorts. I was leading the talent (the stars) around to different radio and a couple filmed interviews. this was all backstage at the grammy's. so... all of us working backstage knew a little about what was going to happen on the big night because we heard them practicing. we were forbidden to tell, also forbidden to talk about what we saw and heard go down - aka gossip gossip gossip.

thursday i was the escort to the millionare matchmaker and then all american rejects - ps those guys were so awesome, def ppl that i would hang around with. friday i had lifehouse and mick fleetwoods blues band. and just because i was leading around those ppl doesn't mean that i didn't talk to or see others. i totes did. def was around lmfao and spoke to dr. drew and mackenzie philips. and got to see slash and omg so many other ppl. btw macy gray is huge - not fat but soooo tall.

ok, so we had the day off sat so we went to the beach

sunday we went to the pretelecast party/show - the awards that were not shown on tv. i got to see many ppl here too, and stood right next to imogen heap for a while and phoenix.

then went to the show. had good tickets. it was AMAZING. a rockin concert. love.

next year oscars and/or grammy's not picky. oooo unless i am no longer in the US. idk. well, we will see.