Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The key is finding Pat, do this and we solve the puzzle

So I open my Facebook junk messages just to see what's in there. What a gem I did find!

  • Conversation started February 28
  • Tiffaney *******
    Hi Frances! My name is Tiffaney and I went to high school with your friend Kyle! I ran into him and his friend Pat downtown about a month ago... he asked if we could all hang out that night but me and my friends were going to a Preds game. I was wondering if you all would like to hang out this weekend... I will be in town for business and would love to catch up! I am asking you instead of him because he didn't mention if he was dating anyone and I know you all talk a lot. Let me know what you think!


Things about this that are weird about this:
1. Tiffaney? I believe your parents spelled your name wrong.
2. Kyle doesn't have a friend named Pat.
3. Kyle hates downtown and refuses to go.
4. The fact that I am the one being contacted when it's Kyle that you know.
5. You know that Kyle and I talk a lot?
6. Kyle does not know who you are.


Kyle's response:

"The name is familiar. I know she's from Waynesville. Did she contact you in some way?"
After reading the message:
"Who the hell is Pat? I don't know any people named Pat. Also I can't recall ever talking to this girl in high school, would not recognize her if I saw her, and never saw her in Nashville."
"That's so weird. I really have no idea. Brett's last name is Patrick. But no. None of that ever happened."
The most important question-
Is someone impersonating me?"

Is it bullying for me to post this? Hard to tell. People are so sensitive these days. I ********* the last name just in case.